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Know good blonde jokes? mine suck... =(?
my blonde jokes suck...every year for my birthday, me and my family tell blonde jokes (cuz i'm blonde), but mine are never any good and all i ever get are blank stares and muffled laughs cuz the jokes are stupid...help! =)
i have some:

One day a blonde woman was so fed up with all of the dumb blonde jokes that she decided to kill herself. She took a rope outside and found a suitable tree. She threw the rope over a branch and proceeded to hang herself.

Soon two men came along and asked, "what are you doing?". She replied, "I'm hanging myself." The two men looked at her and said, "well usually if your trying to kill yourself you put the rope around your neck." Then the Blonde said, "Duh, I tried that but I couldn't breathe."
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At a blonde convention a speaker stood up at the podium and said, "Let us have the 'dumb blonde' theory lay to rest!" He got a warm reply, so he went on. He pointed at a young lady in the audience, "Young lady, will you please step up here?" The young lady got up to the podium, stood and smiled.

The speaker asked, "Alright. What is 101 + 20?" The young lady replied, "120!" The speaker flinched and said "No, I'm sorry, that's not correct." The blonde audience shouted, "Give her another chance!"

So he did, "What's 10 + 10?" The young lady replied, "22." The blondes once again shouted in unison, "Give her another chance!"

Cursing under his breath, he said, "Now, what is 2+2?" The blonde replied innocently, "4?". The speaker was just about to congratulate her when the crowd shouted, once again, "Give her another chance!"
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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell she has a grenade in her mouth.
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What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
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What did the blonde say after her doctor told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
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How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day? Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday. _____________________________________

A blonde and her brunette friend were talking, when the blonde said, "I hate all the blonde jokes people tell."

"Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."

They went outside and hailed a taxi driver.

"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said the brunette.

The taxi drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, the brunette looked at the blonde and said, "See! That guy was really stupid."

"No guyding," replied the blonde. "There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."
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A blonde, A brunette, and a red-head all died in a car crash, and they all went to heaven at the same time.

They arrive at the gates of heaven, when God appears and tells them they must pass a laughter test, if they fail, they will be sent to hell.

The objective was to climb 100 stairs without laughing. Each stair will have it's own joke.

The Brunette goes first, and laughs at the 46th stair.

The Red-Head goes second, and makes it to the 77th stair.

The Blonde, makes all the way to the 100th step, when she suddenly bursts out with laughter.

God asks "Why are you laughing now?"

The Blonde says "I just got the first joke".
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One day, a ventriloquist was in a club telling jokes about blondes. The man and his dummy had the crowd cracking up. Out of the crowd came a blonde who was pretty upset. She said to the man, "You had better stop telling jokes about us blondes because it's offensive."

The ventriloquist said, "Ma'am they're only jokes, I don't mean anything by them."

The blonde said, "I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the little man on your leg."
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I hope you thought they were funny! ☺ though i dont understand y u and ur family tell blonde jokes wen ur blonde...
What is the best color of eyes for a dirty blonde?
So.. I've been wanting colored contacts for about 2 years im 13 and my mom said u need to find a color in the next week or i don't get them at all and that would suck big time.. Anyways i have a tan skin (because i go tanning) dirty blonde hair and dark brown eyes that i like but i want a different color. PLEASE help me find new eyess..
Thanks!
Hazel
How much on average would it cost to get my hair professionally dyed a dark blonde?
Ive been wanting 2 do sumthin wit my hair 4 a while, n i suck at dying my hair on my own, i wanted 2 get it professionally done, but im not sure how much its gonna cost,
i have medium brown hair, n i want it 2 b a dark blonde
i have noticed it can be anywhere from 30-80 $ since you have medium brown it shoudnt take to much dye to get it dark blonde but it also depends on how long your hair is, the longer the more dye needed, which is more $ im from ohio and its usually cheaper here to get things like that done than in other states
Can i dye purple hair blonde without bleaching it?
i bleached my hair about 6 months ago. i put some purple streaks in it and now i dont want them. is there any way to dye it back to blonde without bleaching it? btw my hair was originally black, then blonde, and now its purple. bc if i bleach it then my hair will fall out which would suck. another btw the purple dye didnt have amoenia and it was semi permanent. idk wat tht means exactly.
Semi-permanent dye is meant to only last a few weeks, meaning, it will fade each time you shampoo your hair.

You could either wait for the purple to fade away by continuing to shampoo your hair like normal, or buy a dye remover product from a hair or beauty store and it will strip away the purple dye and reveal the bleach-blonde underneath.

Since purple is a dark color, though, it might have stained your lighter/bleached hair.

I had red over bleach-blonde, and had the red color stripped out when I wanted to remove it, and it didn't go away completely, and the final result made my hair orange (because yellow+red=orange).

Whatever color yellow+purple makes, might be the color your hair will turn out after you strip the purple out, so...do this at your own risk.
Does anyone have any blonde jokes that are actually funny?
It seems like all of them suck...

(lol I'm (naturally) blonde :) I like to read jokes that make me laugh at myself once in a while, but blonde jokes don't seem to really do it for me...)
A new blonde employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password.

"The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just
shows stars," she says.

"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk tech-
nician explains, "so if someone were standing behind you,
they wouldn't be able to read your password."

"Yeah," she says, "but they show up even when there is no
one standing behind me."

x

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"

x

Joe’s blonde girlfriend was in labor with they first guy.
She was shouting out "Get this out of me? Give me the drugs."
She looked at him and said, "You did this to me you bastard!"
He casually replied, "If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your a** but you said, "it'll be too painful!!!."

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Hold on here, blonde question here.. Are women supposed to suck a sweaty one? please don't delete, i'm serious?
about oral sex... please answer 18+ only.. i sucked many times before but i question.. do we have to or are we expected to suck one that is sweaty like unwashed and smelly from sweat and do that? or have the guy wash up with water.. is that wrong or are we supposed to have them wash? what about if you were with a truck driver? i wasn't but i could have been.. and guys who don't wash after they pee... when you don't feel like tasting pee? lol...
I would never suck a guy off if he wasn't clean... that's just disgusting!!! And my boyfriend knows this. No onee should be expected to give oral to someone if they're unclean.
Why do blondes suck in bed?
I have fun hanging out with blondes. They're exciting, generally have fun personalities, and are (generally) outgoing. But when it comes to the sack, why do blondes usually lack skill? They just lay there, moan, and act like they're having fun.

Brunettes, on the other hand, are fun! They get into sex; generally willing to try new positions and new sex acts.

Is there a reason to this?
You stereotype. The moment you think haircolor has anything to do with what people are like makes me convinced someone as stupid as yourself shouldn't be having sex with a girl in the first place. Which leads me to the conclusion you're making this up and you're actually an insecure virgin who doesn't have anyhing better to do than troll around in Y!A

Busted, attention seeker.
Blondes suck! brunettes will rule da world?
ok so a brunette and a blonde are on two diff. sides of a river

brunette to blonde: how do you get to the other side of the river?

blonde to brunette: you are on the other side!


guys date blondes but marry brunettes!!

one day brunettes will rule the world!

guys think blondes are hot but they think brunettes are sexy!

blondes may have more fun but, brunettes remember it the next day!! ;) O_o

it is better to be brunette we have beauty and brains!!
Jeez why are people so touchy?! U can dye ur damn hair if u dont like what u were given.
Its just a joke. People make all sorts of jokes just learn to laugh along its not the end of the world if someone calls u a dumb blond.
And if it is really offensive. Then what goes around comes around. Some guy called me a retard and now hes going to a school thats unregistered and is for guys with mental disorders just let "insults" blow over u not into u. Who cares if somebody makes a joke theres jokes about EVERY kind of people. Learn to laugh.
What is the game called that has an intro of a blonde guy reading a comic book and then gets sucked in?
It's a computer game i use to play in the 90's I loved it.
I know it.

Comix Zone.

Its on the Sega Genesis.

I played it on Sonic Mega Collection Plus (one of the unlockable games) on the PS2. Its really good, but hard
Is it hard to go from Blonde to brunette using at home color?
I have dirty blond/ light brown hair with highlights so my hair looks blond and the highlights are beginning to grow out and instead of re-highlighting it i am thinking about going brunette but I really don't want to pay salon high prices. Is it really that hard to go from blond to brunette using at home color or should i just suck it up and pay a salon to do it .
get a reddish tone, if you go ash your hair will turn green! Trust me I've done it!!! and don't go much darker... If you really want to save the money then don't go to the salon, but realize you might have to if it doesn't turn out the way you like. I wouldn't do a drugstore box kit either, I would go to your local beauty supply store and get color and developer. Good Luck!!! Oh and if you want to go darker use a color depositing shampoo after coloring it... Artic makes one, but you can just ask for one at the beauty supply store!

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